Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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