SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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