I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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