yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
do herpes really smell.
only you would photoshop your dick
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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