question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Houston, we have a blender
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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