I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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