Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
