Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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