I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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