Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Mom said you looked used
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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