you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Sorry about my life...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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