He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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