Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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