Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he shaved USA in his pubs
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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