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you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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