____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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