We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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