Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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