That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
We got so high we made milksteak
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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