you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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