It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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