Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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