Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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