so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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