Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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