sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
God I need to hump something, right now.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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