chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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