I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
