What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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