And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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