Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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