sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
As shirtless as possible
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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