Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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