i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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