Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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