I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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