i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Randomize