Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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