We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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