So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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