any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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