me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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