The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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