The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
