He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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