All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Dick very happy bro
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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