That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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