I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Pappa wants mamma naked
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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