Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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