I want to make a zoo with you.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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