But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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