gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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