its not stalking. its research.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Randomize
