My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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