My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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